Saturday Night Starlets #2

Match #1

Lia Marie Johnson

 VS.

Sammi Hanratty

Style:

Beach Catfight

Location:

Undisclosed Private Tropical Beach

Rules:

None, victory by submission, knockout or chokeout.

Promotion:

Satruday Night Starlets #2 opens up with a fan request!  You asked for it and you are getting it, with two of our baddest girls going up against each other in a no holds barred bikini beach battle!  The claws are going to come out under the sun as the Youtube starlet Lia Marie Johnson "reacts to" the little Queen Bee Sammi Hanratty who wants nothing more then to add another humiliating victory under her belt!  With no rules, these two young starlets are going to stop at nothing to claw, choke and humiliate their way to a win!

Lia's Corner:

"Sammi's calling herself the "Queen Bee" of the CSFL?  How much drugs did that girl actually smoke?  She should be calling herself "Queen Beestings" to be honest.  I mean, look at that girl's chest.  Somebody get her a coloring book because she's got the body of a 2nd grade boy."

Sammi's Corner:

"Lia's one of those high strung bitches who thinks that shaking her tits on youtube qualifies her as a celebrity.  Newsflash Lia, YOU HAVE NO TALENT, JUST BIG TITS.  After you tangle with this Queen Bee, I'll make sure to mark those as property of me."

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Match #2

Alison Brie

 VS.

Emma Stone

Style:

Catfight with rules, victory by smother only.

Location:

Professional Wrestling Style Ring

Rules:

No biting or eye gouging.  No leaving the ring for more then 20 seconds or face disqualification.  Referee will be present to ensure proper finishing maneuver.

Promotion:

Newcommers Emma Stone and Alison Brie have been chosen by fans for the second match for this round of Saturday Night Starlets!  Popular in their own right, fans have chosen a "Smothers Only" match between the two, allowing maximum entertainment and havoc all confined within a wrestling ring!

Alison's Corner:

"I've got a ring, I've got an opponent, and I've got the talent!  It's just like GLOW has come to life...only better because I get to entertain the fans by putting Emma to sleep between my tits."

Emma's Corner:

"I can't believe I was picked for a fan choice, I won't let anybody down.  Alison, prepare for trouble!"

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Match #3

Rachel Bilson

 VS. 

Mila Kunis

Style:

I Quit Catfight

Location:

Private Couch Set up Photoshoot Location

Rules:

No rules except for one:  The only way to win is by getting your opponent to say "I quit".  The match has no time limit and will continue until one girl quits verbally.

Promotion:

Our third match of the card features two brunette hellcats ready to tear into each other and prove that they are the superior female!  Rachel Bilson, eager to prove herself to the world as a real contender will get her claws out against Mila Kunis who's looking to stomp Rachel back down into the mud.  This one only has one rule, you have to get a verbal submission from your opponent before the fight ends!

Rachel's Corner:

"Mila's career and life is basically second string to everything else.  She's a natural born second place status loser which makes her perfect for my first opponent.  I'm going to maul her until she says I Quit in English and Russian."

Mila's Corner:

"Isn't Rachel's nickname "The Creampuff"?  It fits because she's flakey on the outside, full of hot air, and I'm sure her innards are packed with "white cream" that she got injected into her by whoever she fucked to keep her show and career running.  I'm going to embarrass that girl for even thinking she could be in the same league as me."

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Match #4

Krysten Ritter

 VS. 

Kirsten Dunst

Style:

Catfight

Location:

Professional Wrestling Style Ring

Rules:

Both girls start inside the ring.  No rules follow, victory by submission, knockout or chokeout.

Promotion:

Two opposite style beauties battle for victory inside a professional wrestling ring!  Making her debut, Krysten Ritter, the dark haired and alluring beauty faces off against her opposite opponent Kirsten Dunst, the blonde bombshell!  Both ladies have agreed to have no ref, no rules and no mercy as only one will walk away from the ring after this one!

Krysten's Corner:

"I'm going to be honest.  I didn't even know she was still alive.  She's about as loved as Spiderman 3.  Do us all a favor Kirsten, crawl back into obscurity after I choke you out."

Kirsten's Corner:

"If that dark haired wanna be goth porcelain doll thinks that I'm going to be a pushover she has another thing coming!  When we get in that ring believe me, nobody will be cheering for you."

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Match #5
MAIN EVENT

Jennifer Love Hewitt

  VS. 

Marina Diamandis

Style:

"Career Killer Catfight"

Location:

Professional Wrestling Style Ring with Cage Surrounding Ring

Rules:

No rules except for one:  There are two tasks each girl must complete in order for the cage to be unlocked and a winner finished in this "Career Killer" catfight.  In order to be the winner, the girl must FIRST choke out her opponent into unconsciousness (Choke or strangle, no smothers).  After a period of five minutes after she wakes back up (giving her time to re-adjust herself and defend herself properly) in order to win the final blow must be a BREAST SMOTHER ONLY.  Only after making her opponent pass out with her breasts will she be declared the winner and the cage unlocked. 

Promotion:

A wild fight sits at the top of the card for our Main Event, featuring the veteran Jennifer Love Hewitt facing off the wild newcommer, Marina Diamandis!  Facing off against each other, the two have agreed to a unique "Career Killer" catfight in a cage where there is no escape and no mercy!  Talent and careers are on the line as chokes, strangles and smothers are the name of the eventual game with this one, causing one of these two girls to experience heartache as their vocal career could come to an end with this fight!

Jennifer's Corner:

"Marina really thinks that she can make up for her lack of experience with what?  Wishful dreams?  Not going to happen bitch, I've got looks, experience, and actual talent on my side.  Besides, I hear you like wearing hearts on your face, so don't worry, I'll make sure to sit on yours."

Marina's Corner:

"Somebody call the old folks home, they have lost one of their people who actually used to matter.  I actually have something called talent Jennifer.  You just built your career on the curve of your cleavage.  So I guess I beat your ass in two areas already.  Jennifer like's being choked anyway from what I hear, it's how she got a lot of roles over her years, choking on dick."

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Starlet Bio: Krysten Ritter

Krysten Ritter

Fight Stats

Wins:

Losses:
Draw:
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Age:  35

DOB:  December 16, 1981

Height:  Aprox. 5'9

Weight:  Aprox. 126 lbs.

Alignment:  Heel

Team:

Statistics:

Strength:  ♥♥♥
Endurance:  ♥♥♥
Stamina:  ♥♥♥♥
Speed:  ♥♥♥
Defense:  ♥♥♥
Technique:  ♥♥♥♥
Knowledge:  ♥♥♥
Charisma:  ♥♥♥
Intimidation:  ♥♥♥♥
Aggression:  ♥♥♥♥
Cruelty:  ♥♥♥♥♥
Pain Tolerance:  ♥♥♥♥

Biography:

With her model looks and her unique features, Krysten Ritter found herself a unique niche in the world of Hollywood, often playing characters with questionable morale compasses and an affinity for the color black.  Krysten, thanks to her newfound popularity secured by a deal with Netflix and Marvel, is enjoying a rising status to stardom.  So why did she join the CSFL?

The answer is simple, she enjoys the beatdowns she's going to give on her opponents, plain and simple.  She's not in it for the glory or the money really, she wants to physically prove herself better then everybody and anybody who gets put in her path and, much like her on screen friend Luke Cage, she wants to bulldoze right though them.

Krysten has a taste for violence and pain and dishing it out on dainty starlets who think they are hard and who think that a few slaps are going to win them the day.  She can't wait to show them how wrong they are as she trades blows with them and is certain that when the dust settles she will be the only one left standing.

Style And Strategy:

Krysten has a style that's basically a mixture of three different forms, street fighting, catfighting and pro wrestling, taking something from each and turning it into a style all her own.  From the street fighting she uses mixed striking tactics, mostly focusing on her long legs for kicks and up close and personal strikes and slaps to get her opponents attention.  From catfighting, Krysten takes it in close, using hairpulling and catty tactics to place her opponent where she wants.  And from her limited training in pro-wrestling, she takes various submission holds and some more flashy, pandering maneuvers.  When combined, Krysten has a style that's all her own that she feels gets the job done.

Preferred Attacks:

Whether standing or on the ground, Krysten tends to use her long legs to her advantage, using the reach and strength of them to either pummel opponents or bring them into submission.  She's a fan of scissors on the ground, breaking her opponents body and will as she squeezes them into a precarious position.

Finishing Moves:

Don't Trust The Bitch:
Making use of her natural height on the ground, Krysten has taken a liking to this humiliating and painful maneuver that she uses to end fights, nicknaming it "Don't Trust The Bitch" after her old show.

With her opponent, most likely broken already, seated on her butt, Krysten lays down behind her on her side.  Using her legs, she snakes them around and scissors her opponent's one leg (usually near the knee) while simultaneously using her upper body and arms to secure her other opponent's leg (again, usually near the knee).  Suddenly and simultaneously she then wrenches her legs and her upper body back, trapping her opponent in a seated position and stretching her legs out, bracing her opponent against her own body while vicing her.  The maneuver splits her opponents legs open and exposes her groin for onlookers and cameras while putting enormous pressure on her lower body and legs.  Krysten will often from this point demand a surrender or continue to work even further if one is not given.  

To further add injury and insult should her opponent be tenacious enough to not quit, Krysten can either decide (thanks to her height) to free up one arm and strike her opponent with elbows to her side or stomach, or viciously reach down and attempt to claw at her exposed crotch.

Weaknesses:

Normally being tall doesn't count as a weakness, but Krysten relies on her legs and her height advantage a lot during fights.  Opponents who recognize this might do well to counter her efforts and target her legs, sweeping out her legs and her advantage from under her quite literally.

While generally excelling at unstructured ground fighting, Krysten lags behind in her defense against somebody who knows what they are doing in terms of MMA, causing her to look more like she's bucking wildly then actively defending herself.  This might work for some, but others who can't be shaken off or bullied around so easily will have a much better time against her on the ground.

Preferred Matches:

Any fights where she gets the chance to take out other prissy starlets are her preferred matches.

Preferred Attire:

Krysten tends to play into her perceived role, often wearing a "uniformed" type outfit to a fight consisting of a one piece black cloth type outfit with sexy black stockings.  Footwear depends on the type of match.

Krysten also, when called for, wears black style one piece lingerie that fits her elegant and model like body.

Furthermore, if called for Krysten isn't one to shy away from a swimsuit, preferring to wear a swimsuit top and jeans shorts over her bottoms.

Friends And Allies:

None Currently.

Rivals And Enemies:

None Currently.

Last Update:  05-24-17

Starlet Bio: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Fight Stats

Wins:

Losses:
Draw:
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Age:  38

DOB:  February 21, 1979

Height:  Aprox. 5'2

Weight:  Aprox. 123 lbs.

Alignment:  Heel

Team:

Statistics:

Strength:  ♥♥♥
Endurance:  ♥♥♥♥♥
Stamina:  ♥♥
Speed:  ♥♥
Defense:  ♥♥♥♥
Technique:  ♥♥♥♥♥
Knowledge:  ♥♥♥♥♥
Charisma:  ♥♥♥♥
Intimidation:  ♥♥♥
Aggression:  ♥♥♥♥
Cruelty:  ♥♥♥♥♥
Pain Tolerance:  ♥♥♥♥

Biography:

It was only a matter of time before the interest of the CSFL extended to find a veteran catfighter like Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Jennifer has been out of the game for a while now but is looking to make a comeback and stand literally on the bodies of the women that she's going to claw and choke out of her way to the top.

Jennifer built her career on exploiting three things:  Her two breasts and her ability to outfight other girls in Hollywood backrooms and circles.  She didn't always win and sometimes she paid that price in skin, tears and blood, but she made a name for herself decent enough to be a star.  Once her star power started to take a back seat to younger, more talented actresses and her cleavage couldn't earn her as much work as it did when she was younger, she took an extended break from the star scene to work on her family and personal goals.  Still finding herself relevant in the media and sometimes for the wrong reasons, Jennifer is tossing aside her old "Lets all smile and be cute" attitude and exchanging it for a ruthless mentality, willing to step on, over and above every single girl in her way.  Jennifer is going to treat the CSFL like a machine with an end goal, humiliating every single opponent that fights her and clawing her way to the top to prove that she is still, after all these years, number one.

Style And Strategy:

Jennifer has had more experience catfighting then several young starlets combined, clawing it out against other actresses and music professionals in shady backrooms and with other underground companies for fame, roles and fortune.  Her style and strategy has remained unchanged, and that is uncompromising catfighting in it's finest.  The only thing that has necessarily changed from her younger years to now is that she knows she can't waste time making friends, being polite or cordial.  She's thrown manners and rules out the window and she's here to fight, so either get down and dirty or get out of her way.

Preferred Attacks:

Jennifer's newfound belief of "all out catfighting" leads her down a darker and more painful path for her opponents.  Jennifer loves getting straight into the thick of it while targeting any and all body parts that she deems fit.  It might sound general, but to Jennifer total unrestricted catfight warfare seems to be her preferred attack.

Jennifer, also knowing that her height is always a disadvantage, also tends to target the legs and knees of opponents in holds, often wrenching them to the point where they can't stand and are down to her level where she can control the fight and them at the same time with her claws.

Finishing Moves:

While not a named finishing move, it's no secret that Jennifer has dropped her massive 34D rack many a time on other starlet's faces and smothered them into unconsciousness when she was younger.  Jennifer continues the tradition, often beating her opponent to the point of submission before breast smothering them until they pass out.

For EXTRA humiliation added, what Jennifer has done in the past is usually pinning her opponent on her back when she's certain that they won't fight back, followed by grabbing their head by their hair and literally shoving their face and mouth into only one breast as hard as she can, smothering them out with only one breast.  She then usually makes catty remarks along the lines of how her breasts are so big that she only needs one to smother her opponent out.

Weaknesses:

Jennifer has fond memories of when she was a younger, more agile catfighter and wants to relive those days.  Unfortunately, even with experience you can't make up for the passing of time.  She isn't as young as she once was and debatably not as fit as she was when she was younger.  This mental state can get her in over her head, but more so her stamina isn't as great as it was once upon a time.  Her attacks, if they constantly come hard and heavy or if she tangles with a girl for an extended period could cause her to loose steam and present her opponent with an opening against a tired, older girl. 

Jennifer has secret mental fears however that bounce around in the back of her mind that tell her that she's too old for this life and world again.  It's not enough to stop her or concern her, but opponents who like to trash talk and hone in on her age and related issues are likely to get a reaction from her...depending on the opponent and circumstances.

Preferred Matches:

Catfights of any rules, any variety, any location.

Preferred Attire:

Jennifer has a variety of mostly two piece bras and panties, keeping with her traditions of when she used to catfight when she was younger.  Almost all are designer and accentuate her curves and her cleavage.

Of course, Jennifer isn't one to shy away from swimsuits either, often preferring two piece ones that do the same for her figure as her lingerie.

Friends And Allies:

None Currently.

Rivals And Enemies:

Enemies:  Lacey Chabert:
There is absolutely no love-loss between these two.  They have had a rivalry for years and have gone up against each other countless times at this point, but nothing has ever (or will ever) be resolved between these two.  Jennifer considers Lacey to be nothing more then a leech who clinged on to her stardom to make her own and certainly does not think she's in the same league as her at all.  Jennifer looks to humiliate Lacey and both her over-inflated ego and breasts ever chance she can.

Last Update:  05-24-17

Starlet Bio: Lacey Chabert

Lacey Chabert

Fight Stats

Wins:

Losses:
Draw:
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Age:  34

DOB:  September 30, 1982

Height:  Aprox. 5'2

Weight:  Aprox. 117 lbs.

Alignment:  Face

Team:

Statistics:

Strength:  ♥♥♥
Endurance:  ♥♥♥♥
Stamina:  ♥♥♥♥
Speed:  ♥♥♥
Defense:  ♥♥♥♥
Technique:  ♥♥♥♥
Knowledge:  ♥♥♥♥
Charisma:  ♥♥♥♥♥
Intimidation:  ♥♥♥
Aggression:  ♥♥♥♥
Cruelty:  ♥♥♥♥
Pain Tolerance:  ♥♥♥

Biography:

Lacey Chabert's starlet power has somewhat taken a back seat lately to her family life.  That is however not to say that it's completely faded, most people recognize her from various things that she had done through her popular career.  Those in the inner circle know that along with the pretty long and talented career, Lacey has had to prove herself against other starlets physically before, though as of the last few years her claws were retracted much more often then in her younger days.

No stranger to catfights, Lacey is looking to get back into the mix and with her natural affinity and experience in fighting other female celebs, what better way to make a comeback then in the CSFL?  It gets her everything she wants and the added opportunity to not only mix it up with some of the newest starlets in the business, but some old rivals as well.  It's Lacey's turn to show them that her years of experience in the genre is going to take her far.

Style And Strategy:

It's no secret that Lacey is a tried and true, experienced catfighter, experiencing the catty nature of the business from an early age.  Falling back into the "old school" nature of it, her style is still strictly rough and tumble hair pulling and skin scratching catfighting.  She is however attempting to expand her horizons and learn new things, starting to get formal training in things such as MMA and Professional Wrestling tactics, but it's hard to teach new avenues to somebody experienced in her face scratching ways.

Preferred Attacks:

Lacey loves to tangle directly with girls, pulling their hair and controlling them by their hair before attacking their assets directly be it their face, chest, crotch...whatever they hold dear.  She uses her claws to her fullest extent and isn't afraid to get real down and dirty with opponents.  If it's in the catfighting handbook, Lacey prefers it.

Finishing Moves:

The Cover Girl:
Lacey named this maneuver after a clever moment of inspiration from being on various magazine covers.  A fairly simple maneuver that expands on what she would do naturally when she was younger, Lacey locks her legs around her weakened opponent's side, squeezing their midsection as hard as she can.  Then using her arms, she pulls her opponent by the hair and wraps her arms around their head, burying their face into her chest, simultaneously smothering them out with her breasts while squeezing the life out of their midsection.  This usually ends up with a tap out before the girl embarrassingly passes out between Lacey's ample rack.

Weaknesses:

Standing at only 5'2, Lacey is a little hellcat.  But being a hellcat doesn't change the fact that physically she's on the smaller side and bigger girls who are stronger who get their hands on her have ample opportunity to toss and slam her around.

With experience in catfighting, Lacey knows that other fighters (especially catty ones) will often target her large breasts from the get go.  Over the years this didn't become much of a problem as she became used to them being scratched, pulled, and even bit.  This somewhat changed after the birth of her daughter in September of 2016.  While not necessarily common knowledge, Lacey has a weakspot on her ample breasts, her nipples.  Opponents who recognize and exploit this might easily find that she can quite literally be pulled around and hurt in these two specific places.  

Also of note, opponents looking to REALLY humiliate Lacey, if they focus on her now motherly breasts, could literally milk her during a fight which would be absolute humiliation to her.

Preferred Matches:

No rules catfights.  High class catfights.  Any type of catfight, any location.

Preferred Attire:

Lacey prefers in keeping her catfights classy, wearing designer two piece lingerie style outfits that really accentuate her body that she worked so hard to get back after giving birth.

When the time comes however, Lacey will wear two piece swimsuits as well, usually to beach fights or the pool.

Friends And Allies:

None Currently.

Rivals And Enemies:

Enemies:  Jennifer Love Hewitt:
To say that they hate each other is an absolute understatement.  Tangling with Jennifer became so commonplace after a while that each has lost count of the times they smothered the other into unconsciousness or made them scream out a surrender.  Often compared to Jennifer as her "little sister", Lacey struggled to break out from her shadow and become her own woman, much to the disapproval of Jennifer who always considered her to be in a league below her in every aspect.  

The feud between the two died down over the past few years with both girls somewhat out of the limelight and with their own families, but with the resurgence back into the Hollywood scene as well as the catfighting circles, it seems to have picked back up right where it left off.  

The bottom line is that Lacey will never respect Jennifer and always look for a reason to prove that she's better then her in every way, shape and form.  

Last Update:  05-23-17