Match #1
 |
| Lia Marie Johnson |
VS.
 |
| Sammi Hanratty |
Style:
Beach Catfight
Location:
Undisclosed Private Tropical Beach
Rules:
None, victory by submission, knockout or chokeout.
Promotion:
Satruday Night Starlets #2 opens up with a fan request! You asked for it and you are getting it, with two of our baddest girls going up against each other in a no holds barred bikini beach battle! The claws are going to come out under the sun as the Youtube starlet Lia Marie Johnson "reacts to" the little Queen Bee Sammi Hanratty who wants nothing more then to add another humiliating victory under her belt! With no rules, these two young starlets are going to stop at nothing to claw, choke and humiliate their way to a win!
Lia's Corner:
"Sammi's calling herself the "Queen Bee" of the CSFL? How much drugs did that girl actually smoke? She should be calling herself "Queen Beestings" to be honest. I mean, look at that girl's chest. Somebody get her a coloring book because she's got the body of a 2nd grade boy."
Sammi's Corner:
"Lia's one of those high strung bitches who thinks that shaking her tits on youtube qualifies her as a celebrity. Newsflash Lia, YOU HAVE NO TALENT, JUST BIG TITS. After you tangle with this Queen Bee, I'll make sure to mark those as property of me."
Fight Poll:
Click Here!
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Match #2
 |
| Alison Brie |
 |
| Emma Stone |
Style:
Catfight with rules, victory by smother only.
Location:
Professional Wrestling Style Ring
Rules:
No biting or eye gouging. No leaving the ring for more then 20 seconds or face disqualification. Referee will be present to ensure proper finishing maneuver.
Promotion:
Newcommers Emma Stone and Alison Brie have been chosen by fans for the second match for this round of Saturday Night Starlets! Popular in their own right, fans have chosen a "Smothers Only" match between the two, allowing maximum entertainment and havoc all confined within a wrestling ring!
Alison's Corner:
"I've got a ring, I've got an opponent, and I've got the talent! It's just like GLOW has come to life...only better because I get to entertain the fans by putting Emma to sleep between my tits."
Emma's Corner:
"I can't believe I was picked for a fan choice, I won't let anybody down. Alison, prepare for trouble!"
Fight Poll:
Click Here!
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Click Here!
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Match #3
 |
| Rachel Bilson |
VS.
 |
| Mila Kunis |
Style:
I Quit Catfight
Location:
Private Couch Set up Photoshoot Location
Rules:
No rules except for one: The only way to win is by getting your opponent to say "I quit". The match has no time limit and will continue until one girl quits verbally.
Promotion:
Our third match of the card features two brunette hellcats ready to tear into each other and prove that they are the superior female! Rachel Bilson, eager to prove herself to the world as a real contender will get her claws out against Mila Kunis who's looking to stomp Rachel back down into the mud. This one only has one rule, you have to get a verbal submission from your opponent before the fight ends!
Rachel's Corner:
"Mila's career and life is basically second string to everything else. She's a natural born second place status loser which makes her perfect for my first opponent. I'm going to maul her until she says I Quit in English and Russian."
Mila's Corner:
I Quit Catfight
Location:
Private Couch Set up Photoshoot Location
Rules:
No rules except for one: The only way to win is by getting your opponent to say "I quit". The match has no time limit and will continue until one girl quits verbally.
Promotion:
Our third match of the card features two brunette hellcats ready to tear into each other and prove that they are the superior female! Rachel Bilson, eager to prove herself to the world as a real contender will get her claws out against Mila Kunis who's looking to stomp Rachel back down into the mud. This one only has one rule, you have to get a verbal submission from your opponent before the fight ends!
Rachel's Corner:
"Mila's career and life is basically second string to everything else. She's a natural born second place status loser which makes her perfect for my first opponent. I'm going to maul her until she says I Quit in English and Russian."
Mila's Corner:
"Isn't Rachel's nickname "The Creampuff"? It fits because she's flakey on the outside, full of hot air, and I'm sure her innards are packed with "white cream" that she got injected into her by whoever she fucked to keep her show and career running. I'm going to embarrass that girl for even thinking she could be in the same league as me."
Fight Poll:
Click Here!
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Match #4
 |
| Krysten Ritter |
VS.
 |
| Kirsten Dunst |
Style:
Catfight
Location:
Professional Wrestling Style Ring
Rules:
Both girls start inside the ring. No rules follow, victory by submission, knockout or chokeout.
Promotion:
Two opposite style beauties battle for victory inside a professional wrestling ring! Making her debut, Krysten Ritter, the dark haired and alluring beauty faces off against her opposite opponent Kirsten Dunst, the blonde bombshell! Both ladies have agreed to have no ref, no rules and no mercy as only one will walk away from the ring after this one!
Krysten's Corner:
"I'm going to be honest. I didn't even know she was still alive. She's about as loved as Spiderman 3. Do us all a favor Kirsten, crawl back into obscurity after I choke you out."
Kirsten's Corner:
"If that dark haired wanna be goth porcelain doll thinks that I'm going to be a pushover she has another thing coming! When we get in that ring believe me, nobody will be cheering for you."
Fight Poll:
Catfight
Location:
Professional Wrestling Style Ring
Rules:
Both girls start inside the ring. No rules follow, victory by submission, knockout or chokeout.
Promotion:
Two opposite style beauties battle for victory inside a professional wrestling ring! Making her debut, Krysten Ritter, the dark haired and alluring beauty faces off against her opposite opponent Kirsten Dunst, the blonde bombshell! Both ladies have agreed to have no ref, no rules and no mercy as only one will walk away from the ring after this one!
Krysten's Corner:
"I'm going to be honest. I didn't even know she was still alive. She's about as loved as Spiderman 3. Do us all a favor Kirsten, crawl back into obscurity after I choke you out."
Kirsten's Corner:
"If that dark haired wanna be goth porcelain doll thinks that I'm going to be a pushover she has another thing coming! When we get in that ring believe me, nobody will be cheering for you."
Fight Poll:
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Style:
"Career Killer Catfight"
Location:
Professional Wrestling Style Ring with Cage Surrounding Ring
Rules:
No rules except for one: There are two tasks each girl must complete in order for the cage to be unlocked and a winner finished in this "Career Killer" catfight. In order to be the winner, the girl must FIRST choke out her opponent into unconsciousness (Choke or strangle, no smothers). After a period of five minutes after she wakes back up (giving her time to re-adjust herself and defend herself properly) in order to win the final blow must be a BREAST SMOTHER ONLY. Only after making her opponent pass out with her breasts will she be declared the winner and the cage unlocked.
Promotion:
A wild fight sits at the top of the card for our Main Event, featuring the veteran Jennifer Love Hewitt facing off the wild newcommer, Marina Diamandis! Facing off against each other, the two have agreed to a unique "Career Killer" catfight in a cage where there is no escape and no mercy! Talent and careers are on the line as chokes, strangles and smothers are the name of the eventual game with this one, causing one of these two girls to experience heartache as their vocal career could come to an end with this fight!
Jennifer's Corner:
"Marina really thinks that she can make up for her lack of experience with what? Wishful dreams? Not going to happen bitch, I've got looks, experience, and actual talent on my side. Besides, I hear you like wearing hearts on your face, so don't worry, I'll make sure to sit on yours."
Marina's Corner:
"Somebody call the old folks home, they have lost one of their people who actually used to matter. I actually have something called talent Jennifer. You just built your career on the curve of your cleavage. So I guess I beat your ass in two areas already. Jennifer like's being choked anyway from what I hear, it's how she got a lot of roles over her years, choking on dick."
Fight Poll:
Match #5
MAIN EVENT
MAIN EVENT
 |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt |
VS.
 |
| Marina Diamandis |
"Career Killer Catfight"
Location:
Professional Wrestling Style Ring with Cage Surrounding Ring
Rules:
No rules except for one: There are two tasks each girl must complete in order for the cage to be unlocked and a winner finished in this "Career Killer" catfight. In order to be the winner, the girl must FIRST choke out her opponent into unconsciousness (Choke or strangle, no smothers). After a period of five minutes after she wakes back up (giving her time to re-adjust herself and defend herself properly) in order to win the final blow must be a BREAST SMOTHER ONLY. Only after making her opponent pass out with her breasts will she be declared the winner and the cage unlocked.
Promotion:
A wild fight sits at the top of the card for our Main Event, featuring the veteran Jennifer Love Hewitt facing off the wild newcommer, Marina Diamandis! Facing off against each other, the two have agreed to a unique "Career Killer" catfight in a cage where there is no escape and no mercy! Talent and careers are on the line as chokes, strangles and smothers are the name of the eventual game with this one, causing one of these two girls to experience heartache as their vocal career could come to an end with this fight!
Jennifer's Corner:
"Marina really thinks that she can make up for her lack of experience with what? Wishful dreams? Not going to happen bitch, I've got looks, experience, and actual talent on my side. Besides, I hear you like wearing hearts on your face, so don't worry, I'll make sure to sit on yours."
Marina's Corner:
"Somebody call the old folks home, they have lost one of their people who actually used to matter. I actually have something called talent Jennifer. You just built your career on the curve of your cleavage. So I guess I beat your ass in two areas already. Jennifer like's being choked anyway from what I hear, it's how she got a lot of roles over her years, choking on dick."
Fight Poll:
Please leave a more detailed description of how you feel the fight would go if you like in the comments suggestion of the poll or on this post!
Potentially you're carpooling with teammates to and from the motel to the get-together concentration, maybe you're voyaging solo, or perhaps you're getting your associate or kids tow. Rent Car Rawalpindi Regardless of the condition, you require a vehicle that can agree with your need and not go through each and every Rent.
ReplyDelete