Monday, October 24, 2016

Starlet Bio: Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan

Fight Stats

Wins:
Losses: 1
Draw:
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Age:  30
DOB:  July 2, 1986
Height:  Aprox. 5'5
Weight:  Aprox. 115 lbs.
Alignment:  Heel
Team:  None

Statistics:  (Out of 5 Hearts)

Strength:  ♥
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Biography:

No starlet has seemingly fallen further and still remained somewhat a household name other then Lindsay Lohan.  A once surefire up and comer, Lindsay has fallen off of the wagon several times and out of the limelight almost permanently, only making minor impact and waves in social circles and even less in bigger pictures.  Still, she's a socialite with a knack for ending up in tabloids, papers and entertainment news despite her apparent fall from stardom.

Lindsay is a vicious wreck on a good day, often caught blaming a lot of other celebrity starlets for her misfortune.  When approached with the prospect of not only kicking other celebrity girl's asses, but making money by doing so, she signed almost immediately and giggled in delight over the fact that she would "make all those cunts pay".

Lindsay is here in the CSFL for two reasons and it's abundantly clear.  First, the money payout is great and there are rumors shes either using it to fund some sort of "habit" or loan.  The second is much more enjoyable for her, as she isn't here to make friends but to scratch tits and bloody noses as she climbs her way back to the top.

Style And Strategy:

Lindsay is a vicious, no rules catfighter and it shows in every fight.  She doesn't hold back and is willing and able to attack every part and every inch of her opponent to put her down for good.  She isn't above using fists, nails and even sometimes teeth.  More often then not, it looks like she's doing almost the "catfighting" version of drunken boxing, which is both somewhat hilarious and brutal to witness.

Lindsay rolls around, pulls hair, scratches and slaps her way to a win generally.  She's however received some basic training in MMA holds as well as pro-wrestling holds so she can always fall back on simple knowledge.  

Somewhat surprisingly, for the whirlwind she is she actually knows how to defend herself against opponents attacks very well.  It's chalked up to the experiences she's had previously in fighting other girls.

Preferred Attacks:

Lindsay does whatever she wants to get the job done.  It doesn't matter if its vicious or necessarily illegal, she will do it.  She prefers the attacks that win her the fight.

Lindsay does however have a liking to choke her opponents whenever possible, especially when she's mounted them and straight arm chokes them.  She's verbally stated that she "Enjoys hearing them gag like the whores each one of them truly are."

Finishing Moves:

Lindsay has no official finishing move.

That being said, it's hard for a pure anamalistic catfighter to have a structured finisher after such an unstructured gameplan.  She does, however, end most of her fights by humiliating the other girl, often smothering them into unconsciousness with her breasts.

Weaknesses:

Lindsay's weaknesses tend to be the things she relies on the most, her wild and animal like catfighting abilities.  She's raw and charges forward with her head down and swinging wildly.  Depending on the type of fight, this can cost her and hurt her, or be a benefit.  It really depends on the situation at hand.

Lindsay has pretty average endurance and a high tolerance for pain, however she's been shown to have weaker abs then most.  Repeated hits or one good, solid knee strike often cause her to gasp for air and in pain and can cause her a huge amount of problems if her opponent realizes this.

Preferred Matches:

No rules and no limit catfighting.  Nothing else.

Preferred Attire:



Lindsay generally wears whatever she feels like.  She's commonly in bra and panties and her hair color varies depending on mood.



Lindsay also has a tendency to wear swimsuits when not wearing lingerie.  Bikini styles tend to be loud and colorful, while one pieces and monokinis tend to show off her cleavage.


Friends And Allies:


None.

Rivals And Enemies:

None.  She basically hates everybody.


Last Update:  10-24-16

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